the internet is a collective failure

it used to be this awesome tool for fat nerds like me to discuss star wars, the end of the universe, and also for making fun of richard dean anderson who is a total faggot for being macgyver but tried to make up for it in stargate: sg1

instead it is now used for roleplaying idiots fighting some kind of mythical antichrist army, furry yiffing, sexual deviants who like shitting themselves and having semi-attractive women clean it up for them, and finally---complete and total emulation of the country of japan ^_^

since i don't really fall into those categories the internet kind of bores me now

life outside the internet is superior in many ways. there's less packet loss, higher quality textures, and there's lots more fonts. besides cool things happen that can't really happen on the internet:

- chinese people fuck up our food so Zanno throws a box of rice at their door. Zanno narrowly avoids arrest by being as nice as possible. Zanno must write a letter of apology stating that he is sorry that he got angry that they fucked up our order. writing of this letter has yet to occur. also they spit in our food
- lots of tetris
- a slowly sinking apartment that at any given moment will give out on us and cause us all to fall into a bottomless vortex of dispair which is populated by a lovely black couple. this can also be referred to as the downstairs apartment
- more tetris
- Zanno's teeth falling apart, my crotch spewing pints of blood onto my pants. these events while highly comical put together are completely and totally unrelated. seriously don't dwell on it too much.
- did i mention that i fucking suck at tetris?

i don't know about anyone else but i'd rather play tetris and harass chinese people while my balls explode than sit online and pretend to have some kind of e-social life while everyone else jerks off to cartoon tentacles violating 13 year old girls