i was going to update this website by saying i bring nothing to the table and i am completely useless
uhhh
instead i drank liquid proof that the chick Zanno went to visit is completely insane
(12:34:42 AM) magicemperorzan: sneakyleaf dumped nail polish in my bottle of gin
(12:34:46 AM) magicemperorzan: oh wait you are across the room
my roommate almost died, which personally wouldn't affect me but if i had decided to drink more than a sip of it i could be furiously vomiting all over the place and then i would take a magical ambulance ride into the horizon towards the hospital where they can pump my stomach and inject me with lots of drugs
are drugs worth drinking nail polish remover?
or is the real question "does my medical insurance cover it?"
uhh probably not
someone call the south dakota police department for us. thanks in advance.