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21/31/05please don't read this
32/6/05you know what don't read this either
42/14/05this one too
52/24/05this update is pretty bad too
63/22/05okay here start reading here ignore the rest of them
73/23/05i don't really know what i'm doing
83/24/05oh god please don't sue me i give into your demands
93/25/05i don't feel like making der dragon warrior
103/26/05*^_^^.^<3
113/27/05there is no god
123/28/05la la la
133/29/05this update is a deep metaphysical monologue
143/30/05looks like i started using embed tags again
153/31/05earthbound has some pretty good music
164/1/05i'm going to internet jail guys
174/3/05i am posting this update from internet prison
184/4/05Misteroo is yiffy =^.^=
194/5/05THERE IS NO GOD
204/6/05fffffffffffffffhfffffelpfffffffffffff
214/7/05this update is pretty good
224/8/05i seem to be good at tetris
234/9/05character defamation is one of the principle elements of satire
244/10/05did you know misteroo has a kim possible fetish
254/11/05really it's kind of creepy when were friends he would be all "kim possible is hot" and I would be all "ok"
264/12/05...
274/13/05twelve year old girls should not be allowed to use the internet
284/14/05intermission
294/15/05der dragon warrior!!!
304/18/05we used to go out
314/19/05WELL DONE
324/20/05PLEASE REMEMBAH
334/21/05LOUDER
344/22/05do you like oranges :(?
354/24/05PLAY VIDEO GAME
364/25/05see you ;_;
374/26/05i did not see star wars
384/27/05cigarettes are awesome
394/28/05intermission
404/29/05ahh a virus
414/30/05this one time i read e.e. cummings and decided to copy him somehow
425/1/05Temporal Paradox is a real american hero except he is from canada
435/2/05i'm not trying at all
445/3/05i used to have a comment script - it was full of fags
455/4/05/!\ HELP /!\
465/5/05crazy fucking motorcycle
475/6/05EMOTICON GENDER CHART
485/7/05the best update ever
495/8/05why is it snowing in the middle of may
505/9/05HARDCORE TECHNO BIRTHDAY CAKE
515/10/05some stupid chatlog
525/12/05&&&
535/13/05i was full of angst when i wrote this
545/14/05see my ex girlfriend was in town and i was worried she was going to stalk me
555/15/05so i ended up drinking vodka nonstop for a week straight
565/18/05i got bored of this after like a week
575/19/05i am a demon (though i don't have any wheels (i wish i did))
585/20/05terrible update good song though
595/21/05i hate bugs
605/22/05reading this five months later, i still don't know what i'm talking about
615/23/05zzz SLEEPY zzz
625/24/05hello :) my name :) is julie :)
635/25/05THIS IS A TOMATO
645/30/05COOL (editor's note: the project was a complete failure)
655/31/05BLUE
666/1/05I DO NOT LIKE LEET SPEAK
676/5/05I DON'T LIKE AOL SPEAK EITHER
686/13/05marquee tags and jpop ^_^
696/14/05zanno did not write this update [squid]
706/15/05NOT GUILTY CLUB [pogo]
716/16/05kataloto damacccy [squid]
726/17/05:) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)
736/18/05the cave of the incomplete sentence [squid]
746/19/05!!! !!! !!!!!!thisisaphpscript ^_^
756/24/05ahh another virus quote this
766/26/05do not buy webhosting from ace host :(
776/27/05CHU BAKA ^_^ [pogo]
786/28/05THIRTEEN YEAR OLD GIRLS SHOULD NOT BE ALLOWED TO USE THE INTERNET
796/29/05the music to doom actually sounds good if you have a good midi mapper (which nobody ever has)
807/2/05I HATE YOU, WORLD
817/3/05piep piep kleiner satellit -or- i am going on vacation!!!
827/4/05?
837/5/05this update features rarely used white text
847/6/05kimochiii~ ^__^
857/7/05SEVEN
867/8/05BREAD
877/9/05CLEANING TOOLS
887/10/05this website is updated at 88 miles per hour
897/11/05AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
907/12/05i am the best poster in hell that's right >.O; [bemanimegami]
917/13/05zanno cat :(
927/14/05ZANNO CAT :)
937/15/05if you think about it, inspector gadget was in many ways the first anime to reach an american audience
947/16/05the entire plot of inuyasha summed up in about 30 seconds [pogo]
957/19/05SELF DESTRUCT SEQUENCE ACTIVATED
967/20/05some creepy faggot attempts to discuss inner meanings of word connotations in a language he can barely speak
977/21/05A FREE CAR? HOLY SHIT
987/22/05I'VE ALWAYS WANTED A FREE CAR
997/23/05THERE IS NOTHING MORE IN THE WORLD THAT I WANT MORE THAN A CAR THAT IS FREE
1007/24/05HOW CAN I OBTAIN SUCH A VALUABLE OFFER
1017/25/05OH SURE LET ME GET YOU SOCIAL SECURITY CARD RIGHT AWAY
1028/6/05more than ever hour after hour work is never over :\
1038/10/05odd website is four years old
1048/14/05i want some hello kitty checks ;_;
1058/17/05akira toriyama is the most influential artist of the 21st century [molto]
1068/21/05SUNDAY
1078/22/05MONDAY
1088/23/05TUESDAY
1098/24/05WEDNESDAY
1108/25/05THURSDAY
1118/26/05FRIDAY
1128/27/05SATURDAY :)
1139/1/05i think it is pretty sad that i know unemployed 20 year olds living off of ramen noodles more qualified to run my school network than the ignorant suits in my college's IT department
1149/2/05why do furries exist
1159/5/05HAPPY AMPERSAND DAY
1169/7/05chirp
1179/9/05so there was a hurricane and nobody will care about this update a year from now
1189/11/05i hit my head
1199/17/05JOSH AND MARIN: THE DREAM BECOMES REALITY - Vol I. [molto]
1209/18/05JOSH & MARIN: THE DREAM BECOMES REALITY - Vol II. [molto]
1219/19/05JOSH & MARIN: THE DREAM BECOMES REALITY - Vol III. [molto]
1229/20/05JOSH & MARIN: THE DREAM BECOMES REALITY - Vol IV. [molto]
1239/21/05JOSH & MARIN: THE DREAM BECOMES REALITY - Vol V. [molto]
1249/22/05JOSH & MARIN: THE DREAM BECOMES REALITY - Vol VI. [molto]
1259/23/05JOSH & MARIN: THE DREAM BECOMES REALITY - Vol VII. [molto]
1269/24/05JOSH & MARIN: THE DREAM BECOMES REALITY - Vol VIII. [molto]
1279/25/05JOSH & MARIN: THE DREAM BECOMES REALITY - Vol IX. [molto]
1289/26/05JOSH & MARIN: THE DREAM BECOMES REALITY - Vol X. [molto]
1299/27/05i'll come up with a title for this some day
1309/28/05this update has something to do with laser guns [squid]
1319/29/05this update has someting to do with video games
1329/30/05i have a computer virus :(
1339/31/05this update has to do with MSG [squid]
1349/32/05WHY IS IT STILL SEPTEMBER
13510/1/05this update has to do with how i keep saying 'this update has to do with' wait no it doesn't
13610/2/05this rant sucks don't read it please
13710/3/05ride 'em cowgirl [molto]
13810/4/05dear god this is a lot of words
13910/5/05Press down or the A button to page through the training text.
14010/6/05Removing pieces:
14110/7/05Lives:
14210/8/05Combos:
14310/9/05Magic:
14410/10/05word on the street is love is a '90s techno song
14510/11/05jpop ^_^
14610/12/05i can't be bothered
14710/13/05ludwig?
14810/14/05looks like russian to me :(
14910/15/05a
15010/16/05b
15110/17/05c
15210/18/05d
15310/19/05e
15410/20/05f
15510/21/05f
15610/22/05cxzbcxnzbzxcn,m/,;lp[]p[;''.;'[]
15710/23/05HELLO WEATHERBOT [molto]
15810/24/05HELLO WEATHERBOT :) [squid]
15910/25/05i don't really like to title things until like after a month i wrote it
16010/26/05i wish i knew everything :(
16110/27/05hi house
16210/28/05where's my samurai ;_;
16311/1/05xcvcxvxewrwrwe
16411/2/05dsfsdvdfhtrujhgkhjjhgh
16511/3/05i got suckered into taking a livejournal quiz
11/1/06i keep thinking that last year was 2004
21/3/06i do not run in 800x600
31/5/06i am not a calendar
41/7/06i do not like you, moogle pirate
51/9/06i do like most of you though :(
61/11/06DO NOT GO TO WAGNER COLLEGE, OKAY?
71/13/06THE DEMONS OF HELL MUST BE DESTROYED
81/15/06some more worthless bitching
91/17/06hey look another rant full of worthless bitching what are the odds
101/19/06quad damage
111/21/06the meaning of life
121/23/06i will never do anything constructive
131/25/06by the way, you don't go to heaven when you die, idiot
141/27/06thanks for stealing my idea, by the way
151/28/06ggggggggg
162/28/06a literary masterpiece
173/28/06did you know i was recently interviewed by a dead news anchor
184/1/06april first, 2006
196/31/06this update has been specifically tailored to hurt your ears
206/29/06i really hate it when people shove their choice of browser down my throat
216/27/06bemanimegami has totally snapped
226/25/06BRRRRRRRRRR [bemanimegami]
236/23/06chrono trigger
246/21/06another tedious aolspeak rant
256/19/06oh microsoft, what will you think of next
266/17/06I'm a velociraptor/kangaroo hybrid
276/15/06site news that nobody honestly wants to read
286/13/06nyao neko nyao neko nyao nyao nyao
296/11/06you should really never do acid (even once)
306/9/06nananananananananana
316/7/06this website will self destruct
326/5/06my roommate almost died
336/3/06oddwebsite is a glorified livejournal
346/1/06uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
356/-1/06fdgsfdsfdsvxc

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